Regarding when we used to go to Catholic Church:
I never had any time to play there. I just had to sit and sit and sit and then we walked in the garden and then we went home.
Regarding a sea gull circling over head: (in the most authoritative little voice imaginable:
You see that? That is a White Vulture.
After too much teasing regarding White Vultures (in the same authoritative voice, as if we didn't know):
Actually, that's called a seagull.
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Gotta love the condescension from the kids! My friend made a litte square "flower" out of wood trim pieces and gave it to my youngest saying, "See the pretty flower I made?" She told him - in her I Can't Believe You're So Stupid voice - "That's a SQUARE."
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