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Thursday, December 20, 2007

Talent Show

I won't comment on what I thought were sub-standard performances from the other kids, but MY little darling was wonderful. We told jokes for his talent. I had to be his straight man. He was sooooo cute. And he stood still and looked at the audience and spoke into the microphone. These were the jokes:

Me: We have been studying really hard at home, and we learned a lot of interesting things. We wanted to share some of them with you. We have been learning a lot about animals. Kiddo, tell me,

What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?
Merry Christmas to ewe!

What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime?
Season's Bleatings!

How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
Fleece Navidad!

We have also been studying literature.What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood!

And just one geography question: Where was king Solomon’s temple?

On his forehead!


Holly said...

I know I would have laughed. DS too. :-) Season's Bleetings.

Erin said...

And happy holidays to EEEEEEWWWWWWWWEEE!